Washington AC/DC - (Rasputin-Related): The Kremlin has managed to persuade its top US asset to scrap the Bush Administration's canny plan to nuke Iran from bases near Warsaw.
The daftass plan would have seen Polish bases fire at random using sophisticated missals from the Vatican.
Announcing the U-Turn President Obama said he had been persuaded by flawless Russian logic and a personal cheque for $120 million drawn on the Vladimir Putin Savings & Loan Bank of Bloodyvostock.
A Pentagon source denounced the move saying bla bla, blind leading the blind, remember Ekaterinburg in 1917 etc.
The US nuclear hardware will now be outsourced to Tel Aviv in return for old Chinese missiles in a specially extended Cash for Clunkers deal.