Written by mamad

Tuesday, 15 September 2009

Sources today revealed the true reason for the "You Lie" outburst in the halls of the United States Congress that left America reeling.

Due to a plethora of recent tea parties, the good congressman from South Carolina, Joe Wilson, was suffering not, as formerly suspected, from an excess of red-necked zeal for protecting the country from its semi-black president at all. Rather, he was the innocent victim of caffeine madness.

Citing the successful Twinkie defense that led to the exoneration of a stone-cold murderer, the Congressman told this reporter that he cannot be held accountable for his actions and promised to enter rehab immediately.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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