The American Association of Retired Psychopaths has named 60'scult leader and mass murderer Charles Manson, Cult leader of the Year.
Manson's newly released photograph per request of the LA Times made his selection a shoo in according to AARP chairperson, Looney Tunes:
"None of us had seen Charlie for years. His colorful parole board comments kept in the running, like the time he was asked what he would do if he was released and he calmly said that he would kill every motherfucker who put him here. You have got to love that kind of spirit. but when we saw his photo as a 71 year old and we realized that except for the tiny swastika on his forehead, this could be any white family's crazy old Uncle Charlie. We just had to recognize the graceful if insane aging of Manson!"
