A French Tickler was arrested in East Sandusky, Ohio, early Wednesday morning, as he attempted to rent an automobile from Hurts Rent-a-Wreck. Police were alerted that a "real weenie, covered in a studded latex condom," was attemting to rent a vehicle with a fake Discudder Card.
The police were accompanied by FBI agents who arrested the dickhead without incident. "We are at war with the French, aren't we? At least we were at midnight this morning," said Special Agent Ron Paul X.
The frog will be hanged as a spy if he is convicted of entering the country as a belligerent. "It is poetic justice, hanging him," said the FBI agent. "These French all think they're well hung. We'll see," he promised as he led the little prick away to the federal lock up.