Written by Charpa93

Friday, 24 July 2009

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Wait Til Your Father Gets Home!

Phuket, Thailand - Hillary Clinton angrily announced yesterday from Phuket (pronounced fuh-ket), that she's had it with North Koreans, likening them to little children demanding attention.

She expressed the desire to take Kim Jong Il over her knee and give him a good spanking. She scolded them for being so mean that they now don't have any friends, and told them if they don't stop shooting their rockets off, she was going to ground them for three weeks with no internet.

The petulant N. Koreans called Clinton a mean mommy and stomped off to make some more rockets. "Who cares?" they muttered. "Who needs friends when you have enriched uranium?"

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Topics: North Korea




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