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Thursday, 23 July 2009

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He's The One!

In his Wednesday broadcast, America's Answer Man accused 90% of the world's problems on President Barrack "Hussein" Obama!

"Why is every country in the world suddenly at each other's throats over the first six months of this man's presidency?' asked the great one.

"Why is North Korea, who were about to allow UN inspectors in, but suddenly run them out and begin launching missiles? Why are your groceries still high after the price of gas fell greatly? Why is the US in the red over 13 Trillion Dollars? Why are most country's economies bottoming out?"

"Listen my friends. Listen close now. IT'S BECAUSE THAT JACK-ASS IN THE WHITE HOUSE ALLOWED HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW TO LIVE WITH HIS FAMILY!!"

"Even global warming, although there is no such thing" has increased by the steam coming out of men's ears all around the world at Obama's action, especially his own elephant-sized pair!"

Limbaugh went ahead and stated that 90% or more of men in the world are "on the rag" because they can't cool down from the constant presence of "MAMA"!

"Male PMS is going to bring the world to the brink of disaster and then over we'll go over into the abyss, unless we get that loony voted out!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Barack Obama




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