Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 22 July 2009

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Lou Dobbs, toupee-less and on his way to the CNN studios.

MANHATTAN - Well CNN's Lou Dobbs has just done what none of the GOPers over at Fox News have done. "Roly Poly" Dobbs has called the president of the United States an undocumented worker.

One of the top CNN executives Reggie Dinkinview said that everyone misunderstood Dobbs because what he really said was that the president is an uninoculated worker, since he has not as yet received his swine flu shot.

Dinkinview said that because of the fact that Dobbs sometimes works as long as 18 hours a day, lately he has not been sleeping very well. And as a result he may be prone to saying things that when he says them the right way may appear to sound another way.

Another example that was provided by Dinkinview was last month when Dobbs referred to an Indian elephant as being an Australian kangaroo.

And before that he had referred to the New York Yankees as the New York Red Sox.

Another top CNN executive R.V. Westoverton stated that Dobbs is having his yearly four weeks Christmas vacation moved up to now so that he can rest, relax, and think about not saying shit that may end up getting him fired if he keeps it up.

When fellow CNN worker Campbell Brown asked Dobbs if he had in fact called the president an undocumented worker, Lou smiled, took a sip of his avocado daiquiri and said that he had in fact called the president an undocumented worker and that it was just simply a case of an on-the-air 'Lou Boo-Boo.'

Dobbs was quick to point out that no one has seen Barack Obama's birth certificate so for all we know he could have been born in Tijuana, Mexico City, or Nuevo Laredo.

Brown told him that she had personally checked the birth certificate documents of all three Mexican cities. Tijuana and Mexico City did not list anyone with the name Barack Obama. She did find that there was a Baracko Obamaguez who was born in Nuevo Laredo, but he is only three-years-old having been born on July 19, 2006.

SIDENOTE: Apparently Lou Dobbs is not really up to date with his current events because just today, it was reported that a Ms. Sonatina Maybell Gingham, who lives in Cleveland, has President Barack Obama's original birth certificate in her possession.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Barack Obama




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