Grumpy Old Attention Seeking Git Contributes To Satirical Website

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Monday, 22 June 2009

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Writing Is Easy. Just Stare At A Blank Page Until You Bleed.

Nobody has any idea why, but a grumpy old attention seeking git has inexplicably decided to contribute to satirical website

Established Spoof writers would appear to believe that the grumpy old git's stories about Manchester United FC, Arthur Pewty, narcoleptic base jumpers, cheese toasties, stories about Pirates who live Below Decks, Star Trek stuff, and people with unnaturally outsized genitalia, are in fact, crap.

They are, in all probability, totally correct in their assumptions.

We contacted the offender, who told us:

"Look mate. Give me a fucking break all right? I'm just trying to convey my version of humour to a wider audience. It's all free. Doesn't cost you a fucking penny. If you don't like it, move on."

At which point, we actually did move on. The sad bastard promises more stories. What can we do?

More fucked up spoof writer frivolity as we get it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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