Senator John Ensign who has made a self-righteous career of denouncing colleagues' sexual sins, made his own big boo boo with a family friend and campaign follower. Ensign appeared before the US Congressional Adulterers' Club to submit his confession.
Ensign told the hundreds of members of the US Congress whom have had sexual congress with men, boys, girls and women and reptiles and mammals other than their spouses that he was heartily sorry. Ensign struck his breast thrice and recited the tradition Christian act of repentance:
Through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievious fault. Ensign went on to detail his confession. I am sorry that I got caught. I repent of the fact that my adulterous consort was not really very attractive and I only wish that my most grievious sin had the media cache of Clinton's blowjob and Craig's tapdance! Long Live Col Sandford of South carolina and the worst adulterer's lie of the century...Hiking the Appalachian trail, my ass!