Senator John Ensign, the moralistic scourge of the fellatioed President Clinton and the toe tapping queer Republican Larry " Airport John" Craig, apparently was playing hide the weasel with a friend and trusted employee's wife through many of his sermons about marital fidelity.
Ensign confessed his sins to the whole world now that the affair is over and he is being extorted for millions of dollars from his best friends and sexual consort. He is also being sued by his former mistress for " heinous conduct". Law books define heinous conduct as either behavior beneath the dignity of the average human being and or persistent requests for sexual involvement with someone heine.
Ensign's wife has announced her loyalty and forgiveness for the wandering senator and reportedly promised the Promise Keeper regular heinous behavior if he would just stay home.
