Written by Anietie Ukpe

Friday, 22 May 2009

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Osama bin Laden has sought for a "stop-search" from President Barrack Obama to enable him visit America, apologize to Americans and present him with a formula on how to stop terrorism.
But the snag which is leaving the White House confused is that he is insisting that he wants to visit America in a convoy of aeroplanes.

The terrorist who sent the message through Al-Jezeera Television said he was deeply remorseful over September 11 and would want to make up to the American people by rebuilding the World Trade Centre and giving them a formula to stop terrorism in addition to giving them a list of all terrorists.

He claims it was a mistake to have targeted America when he could have continued to influence the Talibans as the de jure leader and let the West be.

Asked how he would compensate the world for the over five thousand people who died in the attacks, he paused for a while and said, "Well since the scientists have now proved that we descended from monkeys, I will give ten thousand monkeys to be kept until they evolve into human beings."

The White House sees the entire thing as a charade, but is willing to stop search for him to surface - provided he does not surface in a plane.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Osama Bin Laden




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