Bristol Palin Pregnant Again

Funny story written by Blanca Brava

Tuesday, 26 May 2009

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ANCHORAGE - What is considered as unsurprising to most liberal Americans is the news of Bristol Palin's second pregnancy. An employee of an unnamed drug store snitched to the press for $50 that Bristol had bought several pregnancy tests over the past three months.

Mandy Greeley, a check-out girl at a local grocery store indicated that when she heard about the news she was "In utter shock, I mean that girl is an angel, if Bristol is pregnant, them we all are." Others don't feel as sympathetic to the breeding-friendly girl, such as the simple words of Bernice Plately of Juneau, "What a slut."

Flo Janes of Fairbanks indicated bluntly that "There is nothing else to do in Alaska besides eat, drink, shoot cans and well, nothin' else."

Todd Palin could not be reached for comment, he is supposedly competing in a 40+ snowmobile race where Sarah is said to be cheering him on.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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