VISTA, CA - It would seem Carrie Prejean just doesn't seem to know when to leave well enough alone. Earlier today, Prejean spoke up in support of the man with the world's largest penis and the woman with the world's largest vagina, calling them "good candidates for opposite marriage."
Apparently, no one bothered to inform Miss Prejean that the two are not actually a couple. In fact, the woman with the world's largest vagina is perhaps the most butch lesbian in recorded human history. Though currently single, she is rumored to be in active pursuit of actress Gina Gershon.
In addition, the man with the world's largest penis, while "straight," was actually born with a full set of both male and female genitalia, and required dozens of difficult reconstructive surgical procedures to achieve his current sex. Rather than waste materials, most of the female anatomical portions were gradually incorporated into the male features, resulting in the extraordinarily large cream shooter with which we have all become far too familiar here at TheSpoof.com.
Oh, Miss California! When will you ever learn?
