Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 22 April 2009

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Traditional American Roman Catholics have been protesting the invitation of the President of the US of A to become the bellringer at Notre Dame Cathedral. Chairman of Life is Sacred for the First Few Hours( LSFFH ), Oliver Twisted explained why the first black president has no business speaking to mostly white upperclass frat boys at their graduation from a sports dominated semi university:

"Obama has it all wrong. He is so interested in the welfare of children after birth that he neglects the unwanted unborn. America would be driven crazy and reduced to poverty if we started to care about children until they became able to care for themselves. This is the kind of disability that should prevent anyone from being the bellringer of Notre dame!"

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