US Catholic and Jewish Leaders Seek to Block Old Pedophilac Law Suits

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Friday, 13 March 2009

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In these days when bankruptcy's wolf is at the door of innocent sheep and guilty goats alike, a new piece of legislation that seeks to remove the statute of limitations on sex crimes is being blocked by of all zealots the hyper moralistic Jewish Christians and the Christian Jews:

Rabbi Saint Moishe and Bishop Mitzvah O'Brien told me that all righteous persons were happy to pay amends for fresh cases of holy child forking.

"But when an incursion of pediatric diddling occurred or was incurred prior to the shitload of crimes that emptied our religious coffers of their once holy rolling in dough, our refined consciences say that those victims and their victimizing dead or dying leaders in our organizations have no rights or responsibililty. If the diddle can no longer diddle, whoever it once diddled should forget about it, according to the Torah."

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