Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 21 April 2009

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Buggered: was the entire Mossad East Coast op a one-man job run from a TriBeCa attic apartment on $25,000 a year?

California - (Twin Towers Fiasco Mess): Calfornia Democratic Congresswoman Jane Harman reckons she's been screwed over by NASA, the US National Security Agency.

Department of Justice sources hinted today that ilicit Bush Administration wiretaps allegedly caught Harman, 69, promising to wipe the espionage slate clean for Mossad's top American asset the $50 billion Ponzi scam fraudster Bernard Madoff.

Madoff escaped conspiracy charges last month by claiming the entire Mossad East Coast operations desk was a one-man job run from a TriBeCa attic apartment on $25,000 a year.

His UK hedge-fund partner, a Mr Raven-Bonkers, has also testified that the same goes for the London/Western Europe Mossad desk which is run from a top secret address next door to 25 Acacia Avenue, Pratt's Bottom, Beds.

Congresswoman Harman was recently tipped for the next ambassadorship to Pyong Yang.

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