President Bush has announced at a press conference today that he will be launching his own film project to strike back at Michael Moore. Moore's recently released film, "Fahrenheit 911," portrays Bush as a dangerous, incompetent, corrupt boob.
"Hey, two can play this game," the President stated. Bush announced he would also be borrowing the title of his film from a science fiction classic with his film to be titled, "Soylent 911." Bush explained in his film that a 911 lb hog wanders into a poor West Texas town and dies. This creates a boon for the town as it gives everyone months of meat and lard supplies. They dub their godsend, "soylent 911." They couldn't be happier, until of course, they find out soylent 911 is actually a dead MICHAEL MOORE!
Bush was obviously amusing himself with his movie concept as he chuckled and guffawed (much to the embarrassment of everyone present) throughout his rendering of the story. An incredulous press corps wasn't sure what to make of this project. Bush (perhaps sensing confusion) tried to explain. "Come on, you get it, don't you. Moore is fat and smelly like a big pig. A big pig. Come on you know."
At this time, no one has been willing to provide funding for Bush's brainchild.
