Written by Nikki Hudson

Friday, 25 June 2004

You know, Mr. Moore has been getting a lot of mean comments lately about his weight, but I personally think he's a great looking man. Plus, he's definitely got the brains to boot; he's a writer and a director! How many other people can say that? Not many!

First of all, let's talk about that face. He's got a real friendly face with those beautiful eyes, and whenever he looks at you, I'm sure it's a very good feeling. His facial hair is light and a little scruffy, just the way it should be. He looks like such a nice, down to earth man! His lips just cry out that he wants to be loved, and held. I would gladly hold him and love him if not for his ugly wife! Stupid wench!

And then, his body. Arh! It's like Michelangelo sculpted him for absolute perfection! His heavy chest is only matched by his massive thighs and gorgeous arms! His pelvic region is masked and coyly hiding behind his massive mounds of hotness.

Okay. I need to stop. I'm just too turned on right now...

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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