Michael Moore To Wed

Filmmaker Michael Moore has revealed that he is getting married to former Iraqi Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf . Moore, who has just released his documentary "Fahrenheit 9/11" says he has been secretly dating Saeed al-Sahaf for the past few months. "I met "Mo" at a little gathering and we started to talk, and I was just like, so impressed by the guy's integrity and honesty. I believe now we are soul mates." No date has been announced for the wedding but Moore was recently sighted on Pennsylvania Avenue, carving "Mike and Mohammed 4-Ever" on a tree. When asked, Saeed al-Sahaf responded, "Wedding? What wedding? I tell you, there are no weddings within a thousand miles of here. They are trying to fool you. Michael and I broke up months ago. It is all a Hollywood lie. He is surrendering as we speak, God willing. Ahhh, I am kidding you. Mike's a great guy and I have much respect for him. Would I lie to you?"