In the final days of the Bush- Whips-Cheney administration, a school regulation allowing the strip search of 13 year olds was wriiten into the NCLB law. Administration lawyers just before they would be unemployed and looking for jobs as deplorers of all republicans back to Herbert Hoover defended the need to strip teenies to their skin as an essential element of drug detection and homeland security.
"Bombs- Bongs? What's the difference?! Blow your brains out one way or another...Just look at W... He drank, snorted and sniffed so much shit in his early days that the poor mother fucker can't hardly speak English and drools on himself on a regular basis."
The President himself in a rare moment of clarity has ordered the DEA and HLS to strip search every teenie in America for bombs, bongs or heroin stuffed balloons:
"I will proterect the abilility of eveerery Amurican Child to spoke gooder English- drug free-Gawd Bless damn America!"
