Children with severe ADHD have been cured in the world's first successful treatment for the potentially irritating disorder, doctors have announced.
Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) and attention deficit disorder (ADD) refer to a range of problem behaviours associated with poor attention span. Children afflicted with the disorder often 'muck about' and behave in a way that is 'a bit twatty' Since the abolition of physical punishment in schools, cases of the condition have steadily increased to unprecedented levels. So far the condition has been subject to geographical restrictions affecting only children and teenagers found in developed countries like the UK and USA.
Doctors discovered that 'the cure' was simply subjecting children to proper discipline and careful parenting. A healthy diet & combination therapy consisting of loss of XBOX 360, loss of personal freedom & a good old fashioned clip around the ear had a 100% success rate in reversing the development of the condition.
A similar therapy is to be made available to schools later on this year
