University of Illinois English professor Sergei Bloomfield claims he has added a new profane word to the English language which he suggests should immediately be banned from television and radio stations and parents should be teaching their children not to say.
The new word is Croka. The professor said he would not discuss the new word's meaning in full but would only say that it involves sexual intercourse and vile substances.
"It is really a vile and filthy word and no one should ever use it in mixed company", Bloomfield stated. "Women and most men will blush when they hear this word. Children should be punished if they use this word even in jest."
Bloomfield said that the English language has not had a new profane word in over 6,000 years and many words such as piss, tits, shit and, in most instances, fuck have become so common that they no longer qualify as vulgar.
In addition, British words such as wank and bloody are virtually meaningless in the United States and other English speaking countries. He intends to make the word outlawed not only in English but in 12 other languages as well.
"I hope this word catches on to as many nations as possible and they will ban it from the airwaves and make sure no one ever uses it", the professor stated.
