A snuggle blanket, which has built in sleeves to allow day-to-day tasks to be performed from under the covers, has been removed from the market. Consumers have raised numerous complaints about the garment, particularly women.
Several consumers complain that the device facilitates sneaky onanism. One woman stated that her husband's constant 'tent-making' is putting a serious strain on her relationship. Others complain that men are wearing the garment in public, whilst having a fumble underneath.
Mrs. Bertha Butt has filed a lawsuit with the company who manufactures the blanket, claiming that the blanket with sleeves has caused her major grief because her husband smuggled his secretary into their bed using the robe.
Dora Dilwit says she caught her neighbor dog snatching in the robe.. suit is pending.
