Astonished voters awoke this morning to an incredible revelation. News has been leaked that Barack Obama is in fact BLACK.
Many of America's 'simple folk' feel duped and say that if the Obama camp had released this information previous to the election, their votes may well have gone to whitey warmonger John McCain.
"He seemed like such a nice boy" said one man from under his white sheet, whilst a Louisiana mother and son/husband we talked to confessed to almost dropping the two bits of wood they were nailing together at the time when they heard this shocking development. The cross-eyed matriarch and wife added "lil' Seymour here almost spilt his gasoline too".
Across the south of America there will be a ten minute silence from pigs squealing tonight in protest.