As the Republican minority positions itself to claw and scrape its way back to some national significance, their current bargaining chips comes down to grammar, vocabulary and syntax. Party leaders are asking well educated and eloquent President Obama to make a few grammatical errors, cut down on the 50 cent words and lose the complete sentence obsession in exchange for votes on future economic rescue plans.
The RNC's latest poll showed that even illiterate Americans who regularly voted for George W Bush were enjoying a well spoken President. RNC director Aintiz N. Dadictionary told his drastically shrinking loyalists that if American politics continues to be infected by verbal brilliance their righteous cause will be losted.
President Obama responded to the Repub request in a statement:
"Fo sum mo votes to save da ass ov dis damn cuntry, I'se prepared to talk jus like ma preedecessrree double you. Dis be ma new newcular way of speechifyin!"
