Gangs across California have moved into the 21st century by becoming more tolerant of differences in human sexual behaviors. At least 3 gangs in northern California have started gay and lesbian chapters as a way to increase membership, turf territories, and financial assets.
The Cripettes, an arm of the notorious, and bloody Crips gang based in California, is headed by "Stinky-Poo," who joined the group to feel secure from gay bashers. "Heeeeey, girl! fuck wit us if ya want to, I got a "hard nine" waitin' for ya," he boasted. "Snap your fingers, yes he does girlfriend, I seen it. You go girl," offered gang member Marlaquisha, a recent gang member inductee who used to dance at transvestite lounges.
Asked whether they would be warring with central and southern California gangs, Stinky-Poo said, "Girl, I hope not, I'm just soooo tired of all the violence and stuff. Maybe we'll be able to get these other gangs to start dressing better, first by pulling up those damn pants, and secondly, work with all that ashy skin. Girlfriend, this one dude was soooo ashy, it looked like it was snowing out whenever he moved." "You got that right Poo Poo," echoed High-pockets, named for his elevated butt cheeks.
"Hey girlfriend, maybe we'll be the new Queer-Eye for the Straight Gang," Stinky Poo offered as they walked away.
Already, there was word that the fearsome Bloods had started a gay chapter called the "Bloodettes." The Bloods and Crips have been at each other's throats for years. Now with the gangs moving forward like this, it won't be long before they all have some sugar in their tanks. Instead of them being at each others throats, maybe they will be at each others "rears," if you know what I mean.
