Washington AC/DC - (Horny Ass Mess): Enormous-bosomed peroxide porn star Stormy Daniels has vowed to 'join all the other whores in the Senate' by challenging David Ritter for the Louisiana Senator's seat.
"My hot ass is a lot perkier than that abstinence-before-marriage totin' hooker-sucking adultererous scumbag," Daniels cooed sweetly before reporters today.
"Besides, I'd get along real well with all them other professional whores in the Senate."
Daniels, 40GG-24-34, says former brothel madam pals Deborah Jeanne Palfrey (RIP, New York) and Ca[r]nal Street Madam Jeanette Maier reckoned Vitter to be a 'porn-again godsquad freakshow exhibit' addicted to trolling Washington cathouses instead of kicking ass on Capitol Hill.
"She could win by a landslide," internet spread-yer-legs-betting index Aintgorraprayer.con sources said today.
