Dyslexic may be charged

Funny story written by freezer101

Sunday, 1 February 2009

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Harper Woods Police who made the arrest

Harper Woods, MI (AP) - In more unusual news today, a teenage dyslexic boy's parents were notified by Harper Woods City school officials that at 8:30 this morning, right after homeroom class, their son was caught masturbating in reverse while viewing pornographic magazines in the bathroom mirror of the student restroom.

Police were notified, and the 19 year old 7th grade teenager was seen being escorted out of the school, backwards, in handcuffs. When asked his name, the teen replied: "ELOH SSA."

While the teen was being escorted out of the building to the squad car by police, the teens parents were seen running up to him, shouting at police to, "OG MIH TEL, OG MIH TEL." Well, I guess that explains that, eh?

Because of the sensitivity of the allegations, and the teen's dyslexia, his identity is being held back pending possible criminal charges and/or psychological counseling.

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