Pamela Anderson Reveals Secret Crush On President Obama

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Friday, 30 January 2009

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Pamela Anderson's lipstick imprint which was auctioned off on eBay and was sold for $47,217

MALIBU BEACH, California - Pamela Anderson, noted actress, glamour model, and sex symbol has revealed that she has had a secret crush on Barack Obama for almost a year.

Anderson said that she wanted to get this secret off of her ample chest before the tabloids got a hold of the story and turned it into a media circus.

Pamela said that last May, she mailed then Senator Obama an autographed copy of the 1990 issue of Playboy Magazine in which she appeared as 'The Playmate of The Month.'

She remarked that the following week he emailed her and told her that he thought that she looked stunningly delicious in the photo in which she was covered by the three little dabs of whipped cream.

He stated that he had not only been tremendously impressed by her sensuously voluptuous body but that he had also taken the time to read the interview and the accompanying story which he found to be very interesting, informative, educational, and erotic.

He added that he was surprised to learn that she was a vegetarian and that she did not eat meat, so to speak.

The then senator also told her that if he got elected president that he would definitely be inviting her over to the White House.

He stressed that he wanted for her to be sure and bring one of her skimpiest bikini swimsuits so that they could try out the presidential swimming pool.

Anderson stated that the new president also thanked her for her $64,500 donation to his presidential campaign that she had raised from auctioning off one of her bras on eBay.

When Ms. Anderson was asked how many emails she had sent to the president, she replied that within the past year she had sent him close to 600 emails. And when asked how many she had received from him she answered, 7.

She smiled and then quickly added, "But don't forget he is a political politician and he is very busy politicing, politicizing, and polytechnicing."

Anderson was asked how she feels President Obama will do in regards to getting the nation's economy back in shape.

She took the carrot out of her mouth, put it down on the table, and replied that she has the utmost faith in him and that she is certain that it will not be too long before he gets Wall Road (Street) back on its feet.

In related news. Pamela Anderson will soon be seen staring in the upcoming Paramount Pictures release, "A Blonde and Her Dog - The G-Spot Story."

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