Obama Announces "Tough New Laws" To Protect Himself!

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Friday, 30 January 2009

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New measures to combat Federal offences against the USA come into effect tomorrow!

Welcoming the reforms in the Obama Offences Law (2004) that applies to Illinois, Judge Illy Smudge said; "The new offence of spoof writing provides for a vital new level of protection for Obama and the US in general".

Illy added "The new law is also designed to protect US blacks from less than average spoof writers who use various means, particularly the internet, to lure fellow spoof writers into clandestine Ethernet blog and forum meetings with the intention of whipping up racial hatred"!

"In addition the new reforms will allow offenders to be apprehended and punished, hopefully before any abuse takes place to those to be deemed at risk"!

Illy further stated "We have also taken the opportunity to extend the new law to the UK and Europe on the strengthened provisos which protect our beloved Obama against anti Obama insults and propaganda from those in the care of their requisite country, social services, in educational establishments, in hospitals and from soccer fundamentalists - men tal - been the appropriate syllables"!

"The new law also creates new offences which specifically criminalise the abuse of every living organism on the planet excluding prostitution and pornography. This means it will be still legal to pay for sex with a child over thirteen in Tennessee, with a maximum penalty of thirteen seconds imprisonment if the child is under thirteen"!

When asked to comment on the above changes to Federal Law - Obama - concluded that:

"These changes represent a significant tightening of the law on offences directed to myself and American blacks in general, albeit not to the sex offenders of Tennessee where I own a nice little condo"!

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