Robbery Thwarted by Jim

Funny story written by Illusnist

Tuesday, 27 January 2009

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Jim is a local hero

A semi-anonymous guy named Jim prevented a local grocer from being robbed today. Apparently short on time for his lunch break, he inadvertently interrupted robbery in progress at the fast checkout lane.

Eyewitnesses say that Jim, who was identified by the name badge on his shirt, grabbed the would-be thief's gun, threw it in the trash, and said, "Look buddy, I don't know what you're up to, but I'm late getting back to work, and the boss has already said I'll get fired next time it happens."

Caught completely off guard, the crook grabbed his gun and took off. To the surprise of everyone, Jim then payed the cashier for his purchase, and marched out of the store.

Authorities are still investigating, but early reports say that Jim must have "gonads the size of Texas."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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