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Funny story: Hero dog Conan responds to CNN interview: “No comment”

Hero dog Conan responds to CNN interview: “No comment”

Breaking: Hero Dog Conan, key assistant in tracking down and eliminating Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, reported in to a White House psychiatrist late this afternoon. Conan has been honored by the president for outstanding bravery in the field of running d...

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Funny story: Ballsy Brit survives nude swim round Great Britain

Ballsy Brit survives nude swim round Great Britain

Disoriented and confused, 33-year-old Ross Edgy was found off the coast of Scotland (or maybe it was Wales), having swum in circles for 12 days. I left Kent, or maybe it was Limerick, on—well, it was sometime this year, I think—bound for France—or...

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Funny story: New York Woman Successfully Plays It Cool During Unexpected Encounter with Long-Time Hero

New York Woman Successfully Plays It Cool During Unexpected Encounter with Long-Time Hero

New York woman Kim Perry successfully played it cool when, during a stop into a favorite neighborhood coffee shop, she ended up in line behind a famous and incredibly handsome actor whom she's greatly admired for years. Perry said that even though...

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Funny story: Local Hero Makes Bread Heel Sandwich

Local Hero Makes Bread Heel Sandwich

Around lunchtime yesterday, area man Francis Parker stunned his housemates when he made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This wasn't a normal sandwich, however; instead of foregoing the bread heel and selecting two non-heel slices - as any san...

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Funny story: U.S. Army Recruits Mentally Ill

U.S. Army Recruits Mentally Ill

Chairman Carl Levin (D-MI) and ranking member Jim Inhofe (R-OK) of Senate Armed Forces Committee got into shouting match today over Army recruiting practices at today's committee hearing. The background is that 25% of soldiers currently serving in...

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Funny story: Travolta Stops Fight Between Bullock And Blanchet

Travolta Stops Fight Between Bullock And Blanchet

John Travolta says that calling Idina Menzel 'Adele Dazeem' at Oscars was a disaster. "I've been beating myself up ever since," he told me in an exclusive interview. But it turns out that the aging star, who has been the object of ridicule for his...

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Funny story: The true story of Marvel Comics' The Whizzer

The true story of Marvel Comics' The Whizzer

Transfused with the blood of a mongoose that killed the venomous snake that sought to bite him, Bob Frank, a skinny bedwetter, acquired the ability to store massive quantities of urine, which he used as a weapon to fight supervillains and defend truth, justice, and maidenly virtue. Donning a urine-colored costume, the chest of which was emblazoned with a huge blue "W," to warn evildoers of the con...

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Funny story: "The Avengers" Opens To A $200 Million Weekend Take To Break The All-Time Record - Scarlett Johansson Talks About Some of The Film's Goofs

"The Avengers" Opens To A $200 Million Weekend Take To Break The All-Time Record - Scarlett Johansson Talks About Some of The Film's Goofs

HOLLYWOOD - The Avengers opened at movie theaters and scored extremely big at the box office breaking the all-time weekend take at over $200 million. The Marvel superhero movie literally left every other movie at the starting gate. One of the f...

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Funny story: Andy Rooney Writes His Own Obituary

Andy Rooney Writes His Own Obituary

Andy Rooney was found dead in his office yesterday sitting in front of his keyboard. Rooney 92 was best known for his down home observations on the long running news magazine 60 Minutes. Rooney had retired about a month ago so it seems he saw the han...

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Funny story: Bonnie Tyler Averts Gas Disaster

Bonnie Tyler Averts Gas Disaster

Ever since Russia became concerned over Britain's ability to pay for its natural gas supplies, and installed a large coin operated gas meter at the main gas pipeline landfall at Great Yarmouth, there has been concern over whether the UK's utility com...

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Funny story: Scott Walker Declares Himself a Wisconsin Hero

Scott Walker Declares Himself a Wisconsin Hero

Scott Walker defines a hero as "someone who, against all odds, does what is necessary to fight evil in the world." And so it is that Walker believes that he is doing the right thing by making sure teachers don't bankrupt the state. "If we were to...

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Funny story: Have-A-Go Granny Foils Robbery Attempt

Have-A-Go Granny Foils Robbery Attempt

A have-a-go granny is today recovering after fending off a group of jewellery thieves, armed with only a handbag and weekly Netto shop. The silver sleuth, who does not want to be named, but known locally as GRANBO, after the 80's action hero Rambo...

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Funny story: Death Wish 5?

Death Wish 5?

A handbag heroine has apparently fought off robbers armed with sledgehammers as they attempted a smash-and-grab raid at a jewellery store in Northampton. An elderly passer by, Mikhail Hussain O'Reilley aged 77, immediately shit himself in excitem...

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Funny story: There's No More Working Class Heroes...

There's No More Working Class Heroes...

Gone are the days I'm afraid when - for want of a better word - the 'poor' could be described as Working Class Heroes. Thanks to the celebrity obsessed "me-generation" -gone too are traditional values and a sense of community. It's not just the little things like the classless slags who think it's okay to wear pyjamas to go to the shops or the scumbag hoodies who'd stab you for your loose chang...

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Funny story: The Life and Times of "Morse" Morseman, an American Hero

The Life and Times of "Morse" Morseman, an American Hero

Far too many news and magazine articles focus on the trivial or the trite when when stories that should matter, stories that shape the very fabric of our lives, go unnoticed, unappreciated, and where true heroes go unrewarded. So too goes the story of a native South Carolinian, former Navy man, cryptographer and all around decent guy, Morse Morseman. A name you might never have heard of, and a...

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Funny story: Hollywood Beckons For London Mayor 'Boris the Blade' Johnson

Hollywood Beckons For London Mayor 'Boris the Blade' Johnson

The Mayor of London, Boris Karloff-Johnson is to have a Marvell-ous Comic and Hollywood movie made about his cycling exploits on the murderous roads of London Town. The Mayor, who recently fought off muggers with an iron bar and helped an 90 yr...

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Funny story: 'Have A Go Hero' Comes Out On Top Again

'Have A Go Hero' Comes Out On Top Again

Bradford, West Yorkshire, Teatime - 'Have a go' hero pensioner, Harold Callaghan 79, of Ilkley came out on top yet again today when confronted by a gang of crackheads with pit-bull terriers demanding money with menaces. Callaghan, shot seven youth...

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