Drunken Bank Robber Flees With Pints

Funny story written by Illusnist

Friday, 23 January 2009

A man wearing a tie-dyed ski mask with the words "Martin Willoughby" printed on the back entered the wrong bank yesterday, apparently confused after several hours of doing shots with some buds.

All went well as he quietly entered the bank, his ski mask pulled down to conceal his face (and incidentally reveal his identity), and Martin walked straight up to the window and demanded that "the goods be placed in this bag."

After the clerk on duty had placed as many pints of blood, mostly type AB, into the bag as would fit, Martian slung it over his shoulder on a handy carrying strap, and took off out the door.

Authorities arrested Willoughby several minutes later as he was attempting to talk a meter maid out of writing him a ticket for parking in a fire zone. No injuries were reported, and the blood bank does not expect as much excitement tomorrow, but urges everyone to come down and give blood, just in case.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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