Written by Pointer

Monday, 26 January 2009

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Rahm rocks on his chanukah drum

Many remember the really bright high school Afro American guy who was pretty far from cool. he often found some cache with the little tough inner city jew who was vulgar and often obscene.

The pair when they hooked up right became a veritable Butch Black Cassidy and the Hava Ganila Kid. When not so good they were just the black and the jew on the down low.

Eloquent Barack Obama seems to be playing the well spoken negro while Rahm Emanuel portrays the foul mouthed jew. Emanuel has pushed and bullied enough tough guys in his political life that his reputation precedes him.

Barry has irked enough people with his Erkle imitation that the only balls he seems to have on display belong below the ritually circumsized penis of the chief of staff. Even Obama's African American supporters polled, voted for Emanuel as the blackest dude in the administration.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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