Ann Coulter Not "Banned For Life" From Today Show

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Wednesday, 7 January 2009

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Ultra-Conservative Lady Back On NBC

Apparently Ann Coulter has not been banned from appearing on NBC's "Today" show and was on the show, hosted by Matt Lauer, Wednesday morning.

Reports earlier in the week on the Drudge Report had claimed that she would no longer be on the show after being bumped from the line-up twice lately.

After Ann's appearance to promote her latest book, "Guilty: Liberal 'Victims' and Their Assault on America," was bumped for a live interview from Israel with former British Prime Minister Tony Blair, the Drudge Report reported that NBC had banned Ann for life, due to her often-controversial opinions and statements.

But Matt Lauer told the ultra-conservative star that he was "glad to have you back."

Coulter stated that she was glad to be there and to have further discussions with liberals on live television. She also stated that since her last appearance on NBC she had been on the other networks, more than once in some cases.

"You're not banned for life," Matt added. "We'd like to have you back from time to time. So I guess Drudge kinda missed one, didn't he?"

"I'm delighted to hear that," Ann said. "But you can't blame Matt Drudge making the report. After all, the last time I came here I was bumped from the line-up by an important update on the famous water-skiing squirrel."

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