Written by rfreed

Friday, 21 November 2008

image for Ann Coulter Infomercial for Women With PPMS
I Should Know!!!

A svelte, relaxed and composed Ann Coulter appears on the screen and recites the following:

Ladies, I am here to speak to you privately about a medical problem that affects many of us- PPMS, Permanent Premenstrual Syndrome. For some of us it is a constant battle to deal with unlady-like emotions and sensations that interrupt our daily lives and cause us to react to situations and people negatively. PPMS is a condition where a woman will live day after day with a state that is supposed to only be a monthly affliction, but instead becomes a relentless force pushing her to vile statements and strange beliefs.

Symptoms are extreme one-sidedness, lashing out madly at opponents both imagined and real, distorted viewpoints, general bitchiness and foaming-at-the-mouth diatribes. If any of these symptoms seem familiar to you, you might might need Vampirellia Valium, a soothing medication designed to quiet raging hormones and dispel menstrual tidal waves.

Ladies, take it from one who knows, use Vampirellia Valium when your monthly problems become daily ones.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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