Hillary Clinton's new occupation - abreast of new painting techniques

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Monday, 15 December 2008

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Hillary Clinton's whimsical leisure paintings are now becoming increasingly popular amongst men and boys around the globe. Clinton's paintings which have been 'swept under the covers' until recent times have sparked controversy worldwide.

The artworks subject matter however is not extraordinary, but it's not her subject matter that has elderly men lining up to squander thousands on her work, it's her technique. It's what the former presidential candidate uses as her brushes that is attracting millions. And no, you are not invited to watch her while she paints to find out.

Hilary uses her C-cup breasts to apply paint to her masterpieces. She - and men around the world - love the rounded shapes they produce on the canvas: "When you look around, it does seem as though everything has a circular pattern to it" she remarked.

The results of her brushes are simply sensational! For example, with one of her brushes painted black and the other yellow, a Boob bee could be formed.

Each artwork goes out for about 30 to 50 quid.

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