Octopus Man Tries to Buy Obama Senate Seat with a Squid

Funny story written by Aspartame Boy

Saturday, 27 December 2008

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Bill was so Happy to Eat all the Sushi, he Played a Tune on the Sax

NAGASAKI - The Octopus man was questioned by TheSpoof.com regarding an apparent case of Squid pro quo. The man attempted to trade a squid pickled in aspartame for Barack Obama's Senate seat. He made the mistake of offering the squid to Hillary Clinton, unaware of the Chicago connection.

According to Hillary, who spoke with TheSpoof.com at nine this morning, New York time, the squid arrived on her doorstep with a note in Japanese. Her husband, who reads 200 languages, was able to translate it. After he stopped laughing and told Hilary, she made Sushi out of it. It lasted about 10 minutes after Bill started eating it.

Bill was feeling a little sick and wrote a letter to the FDA asking if aspartame was approved for use in Sushi. We expect action from the FDA soon.

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