Written by Fergus McCarthy

Saturday, 27 December 2008

image for Barack Obama - 'Made in America.'

Democratic national committee chairman Howard Dean has cast doubt on the validity and authenticity of the the U.S. Presidential election result during a radio interview with Boston's 96.9 WTKK outspoken and often controversial talkshow host Michael Graham.

Dean was responding to taunts from Graham that America was about to give control of it's nuclear arsenal to a Communist, African, Irish Islamic maniac that hates America.

"That's simply not true". Replied Dean. "President elect Obama is the ultimate American, years of research and billions of dollars have been spent on creating the perfect President.
The finest minds from government agencies such as NASA, military research and the worlds leading robotic software engineers have combined to give the average U.S. citizen the perfect Hollywood president.

'Barack 1' has been designed, manufactured and programmed down to the last nasal hair and has the capability to run for up to 14 days without recharge in the event of a national emergency."

"Why?" asked a clearly shocked Michael Graham "Did the Democratic Party feel the need to produce a robotic President?"

Mr Dean went on to explain that previous Democratic Presidents have been hampered during terms of office by time consuming sideline issues such as sex scandals and assassinations and it was felt that the real issues at hand were being neglected.

"Being a mechanical tool, so to speak, 'Barack 1' does not feel the need to 'schtup' the staff and if he get's shot we have another one in the cupboard fully charged and ready to go at all times."

"Let me get this straight. Are you calling the President Elect a tool?"

"That's correct Michael. In fact I'd go as far as to say that I think he's a complete tool."

On the subject of President Elect Obama's hookey birth certificates Mr Dean said that the matter was now closed.

"We have the original certification from the U.S. Patents office and the Microsoft licensing agreement. Under current U.S. law that's all we need"

Senior Republican Party officials have so far refused to either confirm or deny that they will be running a Gay, Black, Mexican humanoid 'Hockey mom' for office in 2016.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Barack Obama

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