Bushes Leave Two Obama Children Behind

Funny story written by Pointer

Saturday, 13 December 2008

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Bush family will turn Blair House into Party central

In the final days of the Bush misadministration, two little black children will be prevented from starting school on time. The presidential elect first family asked if they could stay in the White House former slave quarters so their children could start second semester on time.

Bush spokesperson Lovey Goode Partey explained that Blair House was already reserved to Republican orgies and suicide ceremonies and that that would be no place for young children and decent people:

" The Obama's seem like nice people and they should stay as far away from Blair House as possible. There's a Motel Six relatively near the kids new elitist school and you can be sure the denizens of this clean economical welfare hotel will a cut above the kind of surly characters who have reserved Blair House. After we get Hazmat and the cleaner in there, it will be spic and span for the Cosby family by the 15th. they should be able to have a lovely MLK remembrance as soon as we get the overdosed and the assisted suicide corpses out of there."

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