Blagojevich Denies Naming Self to Senate Seat

Funny story written by Maditude

Wednesday, 10 December 2008

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Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich covered his face shortly before he was handcuffed.

Embattled Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich denied allegations that he was going to name himself to the senate seat vacated by President-elect Barack Obama.

"I have never considered myself for the position of Senator." Governor Blagojevich told me. "I could not afford the asking price nor could I make any promises to the governor in exchange for the Senate seat.

"I have yet to make a decision of who I will choose as Senator. I will post a poll on my social networking websites and let the people decide."

In a related matter, the Illinois State House decided to build the new Governor's mansion next to the state prison.

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