The Walmart Running of the Jackasses: The New Pamploma

Funny story written by Pointer

Sunday, 30 November 2008

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Some of Valley Stream's wild asses

Cities long to be known worldwide and to attract tourists from around the world to view or even participate in their often bizarre and violent rituals. Pamploma in Spain for example was made famous in the writings of Ernest Hemingway for its running of the bulls.

Who would have guessed then, that Valley Stream, LI, would rival Pamploma's La Corrida de los Toros.

The little known township began to think about its indigenous population of wild asses. Hungry for some revenue the banal burg advertised the world's greatest running of the Jennie and Jack asses. Thousands lined up as early as Thanksgiving morning for the highly touted La Corrida de los Burros Salvaje.

The release of the savage creatures finally took place at 5am Friday morning. The results were tragically predictable. Before the event had even proceeded one minute a Valley Stream Walmart temp was trampled by the asses.

Walmart and Valley Stream can now be partners on the list of asinine rituals that show disrespect for life.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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