A Linden, Indiana man, Barley "Jim Bob" Flener, who always wiggles his eyebrows at every woman or really cute guy when they enter the Flipper Boy's Flitters Restaurant, was rushed to the Green River Hospital Sunday night for acting silly, according to "Flipper Boy" Roy Andrews who was born with flippers instead of arms.
Barley "Jim Bob" Flener, reported feeling silly shortly after leaving the Flipper Boys Flitters and got sillier as the night went on, according to his mother, Helen Flener Flener.
She finally telephoned for an ambulance and by the time they reached the Flener residence, Barley was down-right rediculous.
"We had to stop the giggling or he'd have never made it", stated Ambulance Medic Bobby McKee. "His sides were almost split."
Barley's neighbors reported hearing the air punctuated with maniacal laughter until the ambulance arrived.
"Mrs. Flener had tried to call upon one neighbor for assistance but Barley just laughed in her face", stated McKee. "It was infectious. I snickered while trying to wrap Barley's sides till we could get him to the hospital. I think I heard the driver up front hee-hawing also."
Police now suspect that some lady he was wiggling his eyebrows at at Flipper Boys Flitters Restaurant had finally slapped him silly.
Upon arrival at Green River Hospital a female doctor noted Barley's eyebrows wiggling and began immediate exploratory surgery, beginning with an operation on his colon.
