Washington DC, July 19, 2008: American medical research and technology have always been at the forefront of pioneering new methods of saving lives. No area of medicine is as important as developing Politically Corrective (PC) Surgical techniques.
Doctors at Massachusetts General Hospital were the first to develop PC surgical techniques for "removal of a foot from the mouth." These procedures were then successfully employed on Senator John Kerry (D) MA, former Democratic President Bill Clinton and Republican President George W Bush.
The most recent PC surgical technique has been developed by Doctors at George Washington University Hospital, in Washington DC. As part of their annual physicals, US Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D) NV and US House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D) CA each underwent a Colonoscopy procedure. Doctors thought that it was very unusual to observe eyeballs in this part of the body! The new procedure called a "Cranialrectolectomy" was performed. Both individuals are doing well and say "that they can smell the roses and coffee again."
At this moment the dedicated medical personnel at Chicago Memorial Hospital are developing new PC surgical restoration techniques to reattach Senator Barack Obama's testicles.
