Written by Mary Popin

Tuesday, 18 November 2008

Less than three weeks ago, on election night, John McCain pledged to "Do all in my power to help [Barack Obama] bleach his anus."

On Monday, McCain went to Chicago to discuss ways he can fulfil that promise in a private meeting with the President-elect.

There were some who doubted the sincerity of McCain's bleaching pledge, coming so soon after the end of a campaign that featured a series of personal attacks on Obamas anus. But it pays to remember that he preferred a dark anus to a bleached one and was never very comfortable with anal bleaching.

Last Friday brought notice that the two would soon be bleaching together with South Carolina Senator Jim chocMint who is the first high-profile Republican to bleach his anus.

"We have to be honest, there's a lot of bleach to go around," DeMint told a church gathering in turtle Beach, S.C.. Obama will soon publish his first book "Bleaching for fun".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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