Wildberry Man Secretly Loves SpongeBob Squarepants

Funny story written by Bureau

Monday, 10 November 2008

While the fall means the return of football season for most Anderson County, North Carolina men, 50-year-old Wildberry resident Timmy Hindson is happy for another reason; the return of his favorite TV Show SpongeBob Squarepants.

"Please don't tell anyone, but I can't wait for the season premiere on September 25th," Hindson whispered as his friends watched Monday Night Football in his living room. "I'm dying to know if they're all new shows, but I don't care if they reshedule the best of the old ones.

I'm sure some of them will be brand new. Oh I do,I do,I do hope so! Shhhh!"

Hindson then told his friends he was checking his fantasy football team's stats on his laptop when in reality he was logged onto his very favorite SpongeBob Squarepants episode. "It's the one about the "Help Wanted" with the hee hee reef blower. They're all great but that one even beats out the "Bubblesland" or "Naughty Nautical Neighbors".

"WOW! THAT WAS QUITE A HIT!" yelled Hindson as he came back into the football room.

"That's a Manning commercial Hindson!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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