SpongeBob Square Pants: Never Gonna Go Nude

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Friday, 29 June 2007


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Universal studios (Hollywood): Teenage heart throb Spongebob Squarepants is all set to lose 10 pounds for his next multi-million dollar movie, "Spongebob Squarepants and the attack of the circular lingerie". Says Spongebob, "it's not that tough a job you know, all i gotta do is get rinsed by somebody".

When asked to give a little bit of info on his multi-starring movie, he says, "you know, this movie's got all the big names, Steven Iceberg, Johnny Depp, Patrick Star, Mr. Craps, Sandy cheeks and so on and so forth. I went for the movie coz i thought it would be a wonderful experience to shoot a movie underwater and coz i just loved the script. I was able to absorb the ideas immediately after i read them".

So, is Spongebob ready for on screen nudity? "Nudity is a big no no for me, but if i get a good meaty role and if the script is really fabulous and demands that i strip, i will surely consider it, provided that i get good money and that the clip isn't circulated all over the internet".
He also reveals a little bit on the plot of the story, "the plot is a kinda dark one, it's got everything, special effects, music, drama, horror...i talked to Steve(Iceberg) and it's also confirmed that the special effects team'll be animating the humans and everything, it's hard to find trained ones...Anyways, initially, i rejected the role due to the name of the movie, i mean, i'm not that big a fan of "circles". I mean, who is? But again, how can i say no to Stevie?".

All of us at TheSpoof.com wish you the best of luck with your new project spongy, we hope you absorb loads of wisdom from this new experience..

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