Spongebob Unhappy with Bottom Expansion

Funny story written by Princess Poole

Sunday, 8 July 2007

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Go Home says Squarepants

"This is not what Bikini Bottom is supposed to be like," complains Mr.Squarepants. The success of his show has people moving to the Bottom by the dozens. The population increase has pushed the patty capacity of the Krusty Krab to the limit. "I can't cook that fast, a Krabby Patty should be made with love not haste."

Mr. Squarepants also complains that the new-comers have depleted the jellyfish population. "They are supposed to release the jellyfish, not eat them!"

After years of failing the boat license test, Mr. Squarepants has finally given up. "The streets are too crowded to drive on anyway," says Spongebob.

Of course the owner of the new Krusty Kondos, Eugene Krabs is pleased with the growth of Bikini Bottom and his businesses there.

"At least I finally sold my house. When they see what it's like living next door to that yellow headache, they won't stay around here long," says neighbor and famous musician Squidward Tentacles.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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