Washington (IPP) - President elect Obama has declared himself president and has had George W. Bush evicted from the White House.
Obama has called for a 6:00 PM press conference to announce that America will be shifting to a collectivist style agrarian society.
Intellectuals are being rounded up and quarantined early so as to avoid dissent in the new America with boundless changes imminent. Obama told Americans, using a very calm tone, that resistance is futile and to just go with the flow.
One unnamed source stated that Obama will be evicting the current residents of large mansions and will be awarding ownership of those houses to his politically faithful. Later on he plans on moving middle class families from nice homes to the countryside and will allow minority persons to take up residence as was the way in Cuba after Fidel Castro's revolution.
Obama will be meeting tomorrow in Miami with Cuban, Russian, and Chinese advisors who will serve to facilitate the transition of power in America to the new order at hand as quickly and as clinically efficiently as possible.
