Written by Frank Cotolo

Sunday, 6 June 2004

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Ronald Reagan reportedly seen in Tennessee hours after his death.

DURNBARN, Tenn. -- The first post-life Ronald Reagan sighting has taken place only hours after the former President/actor's death was announced.

"Reagan isn't dead," said Pat Brumhandle. "Me and my husband saw him at a Waffle House just south of here."

Police said other reports of Reagan in Tennessee were coming in rapidly.

"We talked with him," said another witness. "He said he was on his way to Memphis, to see Elvis. Then he was headed to Kentucky, to ride Secretariat."

Reagan family members would not comment on the sightings.

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Topics: Death, Ronald Reagan

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